lack the capacity to acquire waste inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any worthless material while living within
Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to acquire any feces inside the state of. There
is no crap available in this region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capability to obtain any waste while living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found around here, unfortunately. I am bereft of even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have even a tiny bit of nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, sadly. I lack the ability to have even a speck of shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to possess any garbage while staying within the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain even a single waste while residing within the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to have any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain any garbage while living in Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.