Can't obtain junk in the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single useless matter during living within Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly.
Sadly, I can't obtain even a speck of feces within the state of. No junk to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within OH.
Sadly, I'm missing the capability to possess any rubbish during the time staying inside the Buckeye State. No junk available around here, sadly. I am bereft of a single excrement in OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to obtain even a tiny bit of waste while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found around
here, sadly. I can't have a single shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am constrained to possess a single
garbage whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to possess any waste during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk available
in this area, sadly. I am unable
to have any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to obtain any waste during residing within Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of feces in the great state of Ohio.